“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Welcome to Dan Tees Inferno. Let us lead you into temptation...

Wearing our t-shirts won’t save your soul. But they’ll probably get you laid.

The toll gates of hell are before you. Come on in and look around...

The Final Judgment is all yours!

• How can I pay for my shirt?
  Currently, we accept payment by Visa and Mastercard.
• How much is domestic shipping (United States)
  U.S. is $4.05 for 1 Shirt
  
• How long will my order take to arrive?
  U.S. usually 24-48 hrs. to ship out, 2-3 business days for delivery by priority mail (To continental U.S.)
  
• How much is international shipping?
  Please click here for international shipping rates. Allow 12 ounces for the first shirt and 8 ounces for each additional shirt.
  
• What size should I buy?
  The Gildan shirts are your standard T-shirt sizes, please refer to the size chart.
  
• What if I order the wrong size or am unhappy with my shirt?
  We will replace your returned unworn/unwashed shirt if you need a different size subject to a $5.00 restocking fee. Please include a note with your order number and the size you wish to receive. If you are unsatisfied in any way we will gladly refund your order amount less shipping costs after return of merchandise.
• What is your contact / returns address?
  Please direct all correspondance to Ninja Clobber, 1754 San Luis Road., Walnut Creek, CA 94597.
• How long will my international order take to arrive?
  The map shows approximate international delivery times.